The second coming. Imagine.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
In case you need anymore incentive to buy Girl Scout cookies this season
23.11.1963 // 23.11.2013
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
This is literally so inspirational to me right now.
I needed this really badly right now.
Money will not follow you to heaven. Your happiness will.
Pure comedy gold
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
Did I literally just lose a follower for talking about my Crohn’s?
You won’t see this, but I’d like to personally shit in your general direction. :)
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
I’m going to kick you in the butt again, Crohn’s Disease. Just you fucking wait.
Shout-out to the beginning of the most boring week of my life: Spring Break!